'The Pope's Exorcism' review: Behold Russell Crowe's crazy Italian accent – New York Post

Within the huge pantheon of demonic possession movies, “The Pope’s Exorcist” offers audiences one thing totally new: Russell Crowe doing a ridiculous Italian accent. 

From the second we first see hearty Crowe — a candidate for the least-Italian-looking particular person ever — driving a teensy little Vespa and zooming by means of Rome carrying a black hat and orange sun shades, we all know we’re in for a howler. 

He performs Father Gabriele Amorth, the real-life, late Vatican chief exorcist. However nothing about this supernatural horror film is remotely factual, save for the principle character’s identify and job. It’s a stretch even for those who’re an ardent believer in evil spirits.  

The entire thing is so loopy that it’s humorous. For instance, the demon right here is British for some cause. And Amorth discovers a “Buffy the Vampire”-like hellmouth hidden beneath a crumbling abbey in Castile, Spain. A puddle of water turns right into a scorching lava gate to the underworld. 

And though the actual Amorth labored for Popes John Paul II, Benedict XVI and Francis, Franco Nero performs a bearded man merely referred to as “The Pope.” Pope Nameless agonizingly writhes within the Vatican hospital as Amorth tries to train highly effective Spanish spirits tons of of miles away. Como se cube, “What the hell?”

The priest, whose beard is mysteriously a lot whiter than his hair, is distributed to the abbey by the pope — “Charlie’s Angels” model. The constructing was not too long ago inherited by Julia (Alex Essoe) after the car-accident-impalement dying of her husband. She’s there to repair the place up and promote it to help her two angsty youngsters, Amy (Laurel Marsden) and Henry (Peter DeSouza-Feighoney, born to play a possessed teen in Europe). 

Why was a median, middle-class American lady’s husband bequeathed an historic Spanish fortress? The much less you ask, the higher “The Pope’s Exorcist” is.

Since transferring in, Henry has develop into apparently overtaken by a harmful otherworldly drive. Having refused to talk for a 12 months, he all of a sudden feels like a foul-mouthed Tom Hardy and retains scratching his face and screaming, “You might be all going to die!”

So Amorth and a youthful, barely flirty priest, Father Esquibel (Daniel Zovatto), get to work and say prayers whereas increasingly more folks growl and are flung across the room.

For those who suppose that is when the movie turns into critical, suppose once more! When Henry bites Esquibel’s ear off, Amorth remarks, “I as soon as had a demon attempt to put a crucifix by means of my eyeball.” 

Then the film takes on a “Da Vinci Code” vibe, sans smarts. The pair o’ monks uncover holy insignia, a centuries-old hidden chamber and make throwaway mentions of the Spanish Inquisition.

Director Julius Avery’s film isn’t scary — ever — however it’s completely hilarious. When a few of Amroth’s enemies within the church threaten to sideline the exorcist, who solutions solely to the pope, he hollers again, “When you’ve got an issue with me, you speak to my boss!”

Crowe — knowingly, I believe — clowns round from begin to end. Even when the horror doesn’t have you ever screaming, his Italian accent will.  

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